Search terms are my favorite part of blogging stats. Seems there are all sorts of crazies out there keywording their little fingers to the bone to find out more about subjects like tampons and hairy backs. Lucky for me I post about such absurdities.
In the past I have linked back to all the previous search term posts. Quite frankly I think that was a waste of time so that practice is now over.
So, dive right in my friends, and discover the crazy keywords that landed on I Could Cry this month. As always I give a little commentary and link back to the original post that I think was found.
i need a jolt so do I most of the time. But I will advise against that Jolt gum featured in this post. I chewed a couple of pieces on day and was hanging of the ceiling (not in a good way)
i made you a poop this big What a lovely gift. and you were so very proud of yourself. what makes someone use this as a search term? Never mind, I don’t want the answer to that one.
boob pop out fight I get this phrase almost every week. Further proof that everyone does love a girl fight (yeesh!)
i got a call from satan 666-6666. Yeh, well if you got a call from Satan and you are using an internet search to find out what it is all about I am thinking you are really screwed.
mom command center Are there more moms out there with command centers? I would suppose so.
box of shut the hell up Oh my, I totally forgot about this post. Remember kids, when someone pisses you off, just ask them if they would like a big box of shut the hell up. Very cathartic indeed.
don’t worry, i have toast Thank goodness, I thought we were all going to go hungry.
marry an asshole This is some pretty bad advise.
cancel colon medic Believe it our not I have had countless people comment on this post asking me to cancel their order. They have included names and addresses and have been might mad saying that this place keeps recharging their credit cards for reorders they did not authorize. Oh my!
toungue (yes there was a typo). Can’t say this is not a diverse blog. It takes you from the tongue to the tush and back.
And there you have it. Another month of fun and games brought to you by I Could Cry But I Don’t Have Time.
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