What to get those ‘difficult’ people on your list

Oh please forgive me this post, but I could not help myself. A quick stop into Urban Outfitters today (no Jana this had NOTHING to do with your Hannukah gifts) and I came across these on the sale table. (can’t image why they were not a sell out).

I am only sorry I did not buy the whole lot of them.

The fact that they sell these does not surprise me. Keep in mind their demographic. And they sell a fart book with sound for goodness sake.

So, if there is a douche bag or two in your life (Ronni, I am thinking you might want to buy a set for that next PTA meeting) or an asshole you just can’t avoid having to buy a gift for, these would come in mighty handy.

I particularly like the design of the asshole plates, that diminishing spiral ending in what suggests to be the asshole of the plate is simply perfect. I am just a little stumped trying to figure out what you could serve on these.

I really think I need to go back and buy them…

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11 responses to “What to get those ‘difficult’ people on your list

  1. cindy s

    thanks for my morning laugh-can you find me more gifts-so i can efficiently run thru the mall and get the hell out quickly? or better yet ill just give you my credit card and names of assholes i need presents for. cya friday

  2. I’m just thinking about the dinner parties one might host with that dinnerware. The ex in-laws, your kid’s boyfriend you can’t stand, your passive-aggressive boss/mother/fiance…..the possibilites are endless.

  3. Too funny! Admittedly it gave me a giggle thinking who just might be deserving of such a gift – then I thought nahhh, NO gift is my silent message.

  4. Neal Shrier

    Obviously, a perfect gift for your proctologist. May I suggest donuts?

  5. J.

    Damn! And we just bought gifts for my in-laws Hanukkah party! I wonder if we can return them and get these instead…

  6. Ronni

    I really only can hope I find oneDB plate on my counterfor every trip you make to Montclair next week!
    love love love
    You will be there Monday right???

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