Top Ten Search Terms (vol 1.)

It is great fun to check the stats section on WordPress and see what search terms have led people to this blog. Below you will find my top ten for the month. Each one has a link (or links) to the posts they must have found – and of course a little commentary.

I am thinking this will be a fun thing to do at the end of every month.

10. big sandwich: this could be one of two: F the Botox. Eat a Big Sandwich or Sandwich Generation, (hold the mayo)

9. what to do if mice are in the basement: Chairman of the Basement (but now that they mention it I am pretty sure there are mice living in the wall of my office)

8. what makes a car stink?: Remember the Stink in Seinfeld’s Car?

7. lab dies at groomers, July 2008: ooo, that sounds awful, my story is just funny. Dog in Street…

6. nail salon dead baby: (I am a bit concerned about why someone would keyword this, aren’t you?)The Grim Reaper at the Nail Salon

5. used her thong to save her life: no, no you silly searcher, that was the bra that saved her:Bras Save Lives (or mammary survival techniques) the thong caused injury worthy of a lawsuit: Thong Danger

4. tampon daughter: Bowling for Tampons (with or without your daughter this is fun) or more likely Do Not Flush Tampons… EVER

3. lazy jew parents send kids to camp: ouch! I will try to let that one slide in the name of being a readership whore. Sleepaway. 10 for 2.

2. i could cry but i don’t want to: I am thinking this person has missed the whole point and probably does not get my sense of humor.

and my number one fave – as I have asked this question many times…

1. am i menopausal or insane: Rebranding Menopause.

Thanks for playing folks and tune back in at the end of next month for more crazy search antics.

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13 responses to “Top Ten Search Terms (vol 1.)

  1. Ry

    Wow, those are some freakin’ awesome search terms. Except you reminded me how mad I was at thong lady. I went on a rant about that for days until people stopped listening. Well, I think I continued to rant even when the stopped.

    Do people really ask search engines if they’re menopausal or insane? Doesn’t that answer the question?

  2. the menopausal one I get, but are people typing that other stuff in? Good research. Funny.

  3. seems the number one status for the menopausal or insane search was well deserved.

    yes, i kid you not, those are real. kind of makes you wonder what people do in their free time

  4. Hilarious! I LOVE numero uno! I’m linking it to it; thanks for the lazy inspiration (me lazy – no you, my bbff!)

  5. Paula

    If anyone had told us 10, or even 5, years ago that this was how we would be spending considerable amounts of time, we would have thought THAT was insane.

    Yet here we are, searching for dead baby nail salon or better yet, able to find out what other people search on to find us….

    Who came up with this paradigm?? How did we ever live without search?

  6. wow I have a lot of catching up to do. I am new to blogging and new to your blog.

    I can’t wait to read every bit of it.

  7. That’s SUCH a great idea! I do the same thing – go see what people were searching for when they found Lord Celery. In my case, they are usually looking for something about the song or artist I’ve used in the subject line. A few times, though, they were looking for something to do with “celery”. Imagine their surprise…!

    Janet

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