This one stopped me in my tracks. I would imagine that paint job has to be custom, right? I mean I can’t believe there is a market for hot pink jeeps, unless of course we are living in Barbieland. It really does look like her dream jeep, doesn’t it?
What confused me was the plate… F8S BOYZ? Fate’s Boys? Maybe in the West Village, but not in the Staples in Manhasset!
Floral peace sign on a hot pink jeep? I am dying to know the story behind this baby!
Filed under absurdities, carry a camera, license plates
This monthly post has become a favorite. I apologize for the delay in getting to this installment. I guess I was all caught up with Butt Paste and Mirdles and forgot to post this one. For those who missed the past installments you can read Vol. 1 here , Vol 2. here , Vol. 3 here , Vol. 4 here Vol. 5 here, and finally Vol. 6 here.
6 month old with hairy back That is concerning. did you wax that baby?
luck flushing crickets If i knew it was lucky i might have gone for it!
white trash barbie for sale Did they make a white trash barbie? If they did I think I really need one of those!
www.colonmedic.com/cancel Oh my, can you cancel the colonmedic in the middle?
cougar pole dance THIS I would like video of.
psychological issues for women who carry Women who carry what?
funny pics of fat guys in bathing suite Um, I believe that would be SUIT
my moms ass looks so good That is so not OK.
miss nipples Wait, did someone else speak to this woman besides my dad?
janie knight I knew she existed! Why else would someone be searching for her? Gary is so dead!
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I have written about good ‘ole Barbie before. I am fascinated by all the attention she still gets. Do little girls still play with Barbies? My daughter had them but I don’t remember caring all that much about them. Seems they were alway naked and those damn little shoes were always getting stuck in the vacuum. I am sure someone got one stuck up their nose at one point.
Today I was talking to a client about turning 50 and after we hung up she sent me this video. It gave me my laugh for the day. How can you resist the idea of *dream botox* and pole dancing accessories?
Hope all you cougars out there – of any age – enjoy it.
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Why do I find myself insanely jealous of whoever made this bumper sticker? I mean really, is that normal behavior?
I saw this in a parking lot and almost got hit by a car trying to take the picture. (that would be hard to explain: Well you see, officer, there was this bumper sticker that I HAD to get a shot of so I stopped while I was walking through the parking lot and did not realize that a car was coming and the rest is history. “That’s fine, really don’t worry”. And then to his partner, “call for a psych consult”)
For a change, I digress. So let’s talk Barbie for a minute. First, and foremost, we hate her because she is insanely skinny and never seems to be going to action figure Weight Watchers meetings. Nor does she age come to think of it.
Second, she has Ken and even though he does not have a penis (nor does she have nipples for that matter) they do seem to be a lovely couple and their relationship has been going on for… wait, let me Google this. Wow 43 years? But wait again, in my search there were a few references to a split. You can read about it on Bloggingscious (what kind of name is that and how do you pronounce it, is that like blogging delicious, hmmmm not working for me) and Man Behind the Doll (now there is a name to love). Whatever, it seems the breakup is way old news anyway. Give or take a few years these two have been together for a long time.
Third, she has the dream house for G-d sake. And the dream car. And all those tiny little shoes that little kids are forever getting stuck up their noses (Jana, did you do this or was that someone else?)
But, I worry about poor Barbie these days. Did she overextend herself with the mortgage on the Malibu beach house? Click that last link to find out more possible financial disasters for our dear old friend Barbie. Perhaps we should not worry, after all Poor is the New Rich! Once again, the old girl is always in fashion.
Wait, did she have a last name?
Oh yes she does! Dear Barbie has a Wikipedia page and her full name would be Barbara “Barbie” Millicent Roberts born March 9, 1959. OMG we are the same friggin’ age (yes I am that old, I just don’t act all that mature). Just in case you need to see the family tree you can see it here.
I know what you are all thinking right about now, ” what if she parked somewhere else today, what would she have written about?”
Call it fate, or emerging insanity. Me? Just thrilled to have gained all that Barbie knowledge.
Still, she probably is a bitch.
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i could cry but i don't have time 