Lingerie or Purse?


If I ever doubted why I carry a camera in my bag at all times this little frivolity confirmed my desire to always have one handy.

When I see an item like this I wonder if it were transported to a different context might it be seen as the hottest fashion craze? Hang one off the arm of an Olsen twin and these things would be flying off the shelves instead of hanging on the sale rack. The very same sale section where I spotted the Ricky Martin lunchbox back in October.

The odd thing is that these items were not found in a novelty store. I saw them at Pearl Paint, an art and craft supply mega-store that I always make excuses to visit as often as possible. This is the art supply store of my formative art student years. I simply feel better in those aisles with all those tubes and brushes. Yeh well, ok. 

This bustier purse begs the question, “What art supply store buyer would make the choice to stock this item in the first place?” Going through supplier catalogs checking off inventory: oil paint, brushes, gold leaf, erasers, drawing paper, hot pink satin bustier purse with rhinestone accents, erasers, picture frames, clay… Sorry don’t see the logic here. Kind of like the Where’s Waldo of retail.

You know, looking at it now it is growing on me. I am kind of sorry I did not purchase it.

Hmmm, do you think it will still be there tomorrow? Seriously, this could MAKE any outfit at a North Shore Long Island Bar Mitzvah, no?

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7 responses to “Lingerie or Purse?

  1. I would think that this is completely logical!!! Who else would wear this purse…the arteest ! After all, it would go perfectly with the Hot Topic ensemble, don’t you agree?

  2. J.

    Like, oh my God! Squeeeeeaaal (with delight). I love that purse! And yes, having recently attended a bat mitzvah on the North Shore of Long Island can totally picture it hanging off the arm of some teen queen (or princess).

    Must remember to stick a camera in my bag… Great tip.

  3. I have a purse made from the top of a pair of jeans. The jeans pockets, front and back make good cell phone pockets. It’s sewed up and straps made from the legs. It’s pretty cool. Have you ever seen one? People run ribbon through the belt loops. Usually you see Alabama or Auburn ribbon around here. Have you ever seen one? If not, let me know and I’ll make you a picture of mine and send it!

  4. Steve

    is this a natural progression from the previous post? porn to bustiers?

  5. Dr Jimmy

    Great school backpack for my son Jesse

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