Mantyhose, the Perfect Mansierre Companion

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Once again, my nephew has fed me another absurdity to share with my readers (thanks Matt).

Ladies and gentleman, I bring you:

Mantyhose! Not your mother’s pantyhose. (nice tagline)

Back in November I brought you the man bra, or what we Seinfeld fans like to call the Mansierre. Women, humor me for a moment and think of your significant other in a pair of these. Or better yet, everyone picture you dad. Your favorite professor. Your pediatrician. The gardner. Oh, I could keep going with this one, the visuals are fabulous. Oh wait…

The plumber! No more butt crack worries if he is wearing a pair of Mantyhose. 

I love the ‘male comfort panel with convenient fly opening’. Guys, you will never have to know the joys or a pantyhose waistband around your knees while squatting over a public toilet. 

My favorite part? Mild compression. I would imagine mild compression would be a nice sensation whereas tight compression could become a problem. 

Want to purchase a pair? You can do that here.

Enjoy!

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4 responses to “Mantyhose, the Perfect Mansierre Companion

  1. Hey! You stealing my tag?

  2. Fathers Day is right around the corner. Thanks for the link. Andrew will be so surprised.

  3. J.

    That would be “bro” to you.

    Does it have a titanium reinforced control top to control embarrassing beer belly and love handles? Does it lift and separate the male buttocks? Inquiring minds want to know.

    [O/T Hate to be a blog whore but could I please get a link on your illustrious blogroll? Pretty please? I already added a link to you on mine. Merci beaucoup.]

  4. Pingback: Would your man wear a mirdle? « i could cry but i don’t have time

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