Wow, can you imagine spending the evening with this person? I had a headache just standing next to his car.
Of course my favorite one is:
‘I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe’
I am not sure there is anything else I can say to top that.
Category Archives: signage
Sometimes the king…
… is a woman.
I thought the saying was, ” If the Queen had balls she would be King”.
But this sign was found somewhere in the Village and many a queen has balls there, so I suppose this clarified it all.
My daughter sent me this picture on my phone late last night. I thought this was some performance art or protest that she was passing on the street and found it quite amusing.
Until this morning when it became infinitely more comical when she told me this was a sign that she and her friends found in the garbage and it was actually them who were holding it up for her to take the picture.
Yup, this one is my kid for sure. There is no denying that!
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Filed under absurdities, carry a camera, photography, signage
Hot, Bored and Hungry
Well, if that’s the case, then this is the place for you.
Air Cond.
TV.
Restaurant.
What more can you ask for?
That’s right, a bar!
This could be the most perfect place on earth.
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Good Humor Gone Bad
Ice cream fail? Nothing sadder than a broken down ice cream truck. Love this vintage Good Humor truck, so sorry it was not all that happy with the heat.
I am tired so I am going to open up the comments and ask what your fave Good Humor ice cream was when you were a kid. Were you a creamsicle kind of guy or was the Chocolate Eclair your thing. Or were you strictly a classic dixie cup kind of dixie chick?
Now that I think about it, isn’t Good Humor simultaneously the most ridiculous and absolutely perfect name for ice cream?
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The old uptown FU
Ok, it is really the F and the V, but when you walk past it quickly and maybe squint a little it looks like the FU and it made me laugh.
I also like the bumper sticker ‘I am second’. Correct me if I am wrong but is this something to brag about? Don’t we strive to be first? Me first, first in line, firstborn, first class… you get my drift.
A little digging (or shall I say googling) and I found out that I Am Second is some sort of christian movement. Although the religious piece kind of creeps me out is not my cup of tea, their mission is kind of cool. An inspiring reach out to others sort of thing.
Which seems rather ironic since it was posted at the FU station. (what? Am I the only one that calls it that?)
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Bogus Hill
Once again, Joyce is bird-dogging great shots for me. My motto: if you can’t get out of the basement, make sure that your friends can. And remind them to carry a camera.
This is half the stone entrance for Bogus Hill. We love this name. What happens up there?
Nothing real, we are certain.
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Filed under carry a camera, humor, joyce, places of interest, road trip, signage
Little Head Thinks
Saw this in a parking lot this weekend and it cracked me up.
I have one comment:
Define ‘thinks’.
(btw, the url does not work but this is an East Hampton Band and you can hear them on MySpace)
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Sit Happens
This could be the best company name ever. I saw this on the road today and fell in love.
Dog Training for the Real World. Odd tagline. Is that asopposed to Dog Training for the Virtual World? Whatever, company name trumps tagline any day and it is kind of a cool combination.
File this under ‘I wish I thought of that’.
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Shoot The Freak
Nope, you don’t have to worry, I did not have signage installed in front of my house.
This amazing shot was sent by my crazy friend Joyce, who is always thinking of me and sending little tidbits of the absurd from her phone. You may remember the famous ButtPaste post that she inspired. I am thinking of putting her on staff.
I believe this shot was taken in Coney Island. Now there is a big surprise. Live Human Target… doesn’t get much better than that, huh?
I bet you are all happy that I am done with graduation and prom week. Back to the business of the absurd. But wait! Tomorrow is Tuesday…
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Discount Sushi?
After a good Time to Cry Tuesday it is always fun to follow it up with a Time to Puke Wednesday.
Buy One Get One Free Sushi?
Um, ew.
I get it. At 5:59 it is still fresh. At 6:00, not so much. And then there is that legal disclaimer up in the right corner of the shot:
Consuming raw or undercooked seafood can increase the risk of food borne illness, especially in the young, the elderly, or those with weakened immune systems.
Yikes, check your guest list before you serve the sushi, kids. Certainly the (almost) day old kind.
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