It would appear that one of the perks of being friends with The Magnet For The Absurd (MFTA) is that eventually absurdities start to present themselves to you. This wonderful image comes from Susan, who has sent me countless absurdities by phone, for my sheer entertainment and wonder. Sue, I believe you have left apprentice stage and have earned the title of Partner of Absurdity (POA).
Perhaps you need a logo…
i could cry but i don't have time 
Fricking INSPIRED! Love it.
I know. I always wish I would have thought of these things when I see them.
i am honored to serve…can’t make this stuff up..
Bring Back Earth Shoes!
ahhhh–reminds me of all the patients who tell me they have clogs in their uterus…..big ones! (clots, actually…..) and hey–i LOVED earth shoes!