Font Masturbation

No, I did not make up that name, but I wish I did. This is an actual typeface that I found today while doing a font search. I will admit I colored it and added the effects, but hey, who wouldn’t?

You can see it here on my favorite free typeface website, (please keep in mind many of the free fonts are for personal use, if you want to use them commercially you need to contact them. This one in particular would be for EXTREMELY personal use).

This sucker (no pun – ok maybe yes pun) was designed by Graham Meade of GemFonts and I am not going to lie, I think I might have a crush on him. Seriously, how can you not love a guy that designs a typeface like this? It is so beautifully executed with just a hint of the perverse while still maintaining that whimsical aura. (ok, too many years of doing design presentations, I know).

Yes, once again I am an infant. But let’s be honest, that is why most of you come here every day; to see me behaving poorly.

Wishing you all a happy new year, be safe and remember, penic masturbata is just font usage with someone you love. And of course, hoping you do not experience any typface interruptus in 2010.

Haven’t had enough of me yet? You can also read me at 50-Something Moms Blog. For photo enthusiasts, visit Leaving the zip code, photos from outside the comfort zone.

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10 responses to “Font Masturbation

  1. Liz

    “Just font usage with someone you [self] love,” no?

    Happiest of New Year’s BBFF Amy. Looking forward to your wacky antics in ’10!

    xo Liz

  2. Dr Jimmy

    Who knew you were so good at adding “the effects” to something like this! That Gary is a lucky man!

  3. judy

    you are very juvenile…..but we love you anyway…..happy 2010! (you are better to have around than an adolescent boy!!)

  4. margi

    LOL til tears!!! Just booked the hubster and I a quick romantic B & B get-away for tomorrow night and then read this… the stuff you find…. Yup, tomorrow it’s gonna be something “so beautifully executed w a hint of the perverse….” Love it, he is a man of few words and you have many- thanks! 🙂

  5. Lon

    WARNING TO USERS OF THIS FONT!!!! Without warning, the font size can vary from 8 point to 14 point, depending on the arousal nature of the content, And for Heaven’s sakes, don’t use bold typeface.

  6. laves

    call me ‘curious’; but what about the $@#& pi fonts?

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