She bit her tongue?

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Conversation with my mom tonight:

Mom: I spoke with so-and-so today.

Me: That’s nice, you haven’t heard from her in awhile.

Mom: No, we have been talking a lot lately. She is a bit lonely. She doesn’t have many friends her age anymore that she can talk to.

Me: She NEVER had any friends, of any age.

Dad: (in the background) She NEVER had any friends. (Dad and I think alike, we are both evil to my mom’s sweetness)

Mom: Behave, the both of you. It was a nice conversation. She bit her tongue.

Me: Really? I am so surprised, she was never one to not say what was on her mind.

Mom: No, she actually BIT HER TONGUE. It was bleeding and everything!

You can’t make this stuff up!

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One response to “She bit her tongue?

  1. Jerry Z

    I want to wish your mom a very Happy Birthday, Of Course Aunt Sue and I already did that yesterday.
    But, of course, we would like to wish Jana a Happy and Healthy Birthday as well.
    Remember, she started as a man hater, she was probably giving the doctor the finger , not you, but look how she grew into a beautiful young Lady , and can tolerate men now.
    But, I knew she would, because I remember her mother chasing and hitting boys with a sock full of rocks.
    I loved her then, and love her now.

    Uncle Jerry

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