Everybody Loves a Good Fart Whistle

Hell yeh, let’s Party like crazy with some fart whistles! What could be better?

No, this is not a mock pack of something I dreamed up inside my sordid little mind. These suckers are right off the shelf of the party section at Target. I only regret I did not buy a case of these. Seriously, can you think of a party where these would not be a big hit?

I believe they are simply the fart part of the the whoopie cushion without the pillow part.

But please parents, no matter how tempting, do not buy these for kids under 5, there is a choking hazard warning. I am not sure if they would actually choke or simply fart uncontrollably from their mouths as they are tubular and allow the air to pass through. Perhaps it would more correctly be a die of embarrassment hazard.

In case you are wondering why I bought them, other than the obvious need to blog about this little morsel of MFTA…

They were part of my son’s 18 birthday presents. I will have to ask him how they worked out in the dorm. (hopefully not in library).


Filed under absurdities, carry a camera, products

3 responses to “Everybody Loves a Good Fart Whistle

  1. J.

    I am so getting some of these for my mother-in-law’s Hanukkah party. Thanks for the bag of win, Amy. 🙂

  2. Ivy Mindlin

    Think it would be a good item to have at the bat mitzvah…the upscale version of the fart bags…which was always a big hit at my kids birthday partys.

  3. Paula

    Are you bringing some to my house?

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