Pii Pii for the Wii? No way!

Yes way. Thanks to a client, this was brought to my attention (yes, my clients are as warped as I am). The Japanese, being big fans of both penises and toilets, have developed a peeing game for the Wii.

Girls strap on the belt harness and insert the Wiimote to play the game.

Here are some of my favorite product features (with commentary, of course) from the thinkgeek post about this product:

• Video Game for Nintendo Wii Provides a Virtual Peeing Experience (the perfect gift for the girl who has everything, including a bad case of penis envy)

• Amazing Realistic Pee Fluid Dynamics (you have to watch the video to fully appreciate this. BTW this girl really sucks at this game)

• Over 100 different peeing environments with multiple toilet and urinal styles (lovely feature)

Oh, and this one I love:

• Up to two players can compete with dueling pee streams (sword fights for girls, how inclusive!)

The text on the packaging boasts that this product ‘promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing’. Funny, I have always told my daughter that the only thing that she could not do that boys could was pee standing up. 

I guess those days are over and we have finally reached true equality. Now we can pee on the damn glass ceiling if we want to.

You go girls!

(as an aside, today someone referred to me as ‘the diva of the absurd and silly’. I am happy to carry that title proudly)

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Filed under absurdities, games, humor, marketing, products, trends

5 responses to “Pii Pii for the Wii? No way!

  1. OK, this looks to me like an invitation for morons! To see if the stupidest thing on the world can actually be sold.

    I mean, common (:

  2. margi

    Stupid things sold? No way. I would call it the perfect gift for Boys, ages 1-4.

  3. Ivy Mindlin

    Love it.

  4. What is it with the Japanese and penises??

  5. Wow! Did you know I wrote a blog about wanting to learn to pee standing up? Just a week or two ago… This is great! I think I DO have penis-envy. LOL!

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