It is that time again. The monthly list of wild and crazy search terms that land readers on this blog. For those who missed the past installments you can read Vol. 1 here , Vol 2. here and Vol. 3 here and Vol. 4 here.
As always, I link the term to the post I think it yielded. And of course there is running commentary because quite frankly we all know I can’t keep quiet, EVER!
You can click on the terms and they will lead you to the posts that I think were found. For you email subscribers you will have to go to the page of the blog to use this function.
10. i love math thong
obviously a confused individual. if you are doing math in the presence of a thong you have missed the whole point
9. family girl fights
ah, the infamous girl fights. searches never seem to tire of the idea of a couple of babes duke it out.
7. lost ring in car what to do
you bring the car to the dealership and get hosed for $236 friggin dollars to get it out. caution: spouse will be highly agitated by this. it’s the car thing.
5. olsen twins nail polish
i love that this one came up. this was one of my first posts and a real fave. if you click on nothing else you should not miss this one.
3. what can i eat after botox
Ok, this one killed me. Listen, if you already thinking about eating right after botox chances are you will not receive the full benefits of any kinds of plastic surgery. How about changing your habits?
2. doctor oddities
I worry about doctors with oddities and why anyone would continue to see them
1. don’t have time for this
No time for this? Perhaps crying. Well just in case I linked this to the last Time to Cry Tuesday because it is a personal fave. Just a tip out there, if you use the phrase, “don’t have time for this” you are probably the type of person who most needs to make the time. Whatever ‘this’ may be.