What is that disgusting mess in my sink, you ask? Well, those my friends, are the uncool and untextured stockings that I wore yesterday.
Um, Amy? Did you perhaps crap in these stockings, you ask? (sorry, I can be so infantile sometimes).
No my friends, this is what happens when you hand wash a pair of Donna Karan pantyhose in cold water. Are you kidding me?! This is how an overpriced pair of $18 stockings wash? (I know Mom, you are appalled that I pay that price for a pair of pantyhose).
My mother reminded me yesterday how I used to rip a few pair of tights a week when I was a kid. She would say, “Oh Amy, those aren’t even paid for yet!” and I always feared she would be taken away by the cops because she had stolen my clothes. (not all that sharp on credit cards in those days). She also reminded me how I used to go back to the playground and look for the circle of the tights that had fallen out of the knee (again, had a little issue with space and form relationships in those early years too).
A few thoughts about the ripoff high-end Donna Karans. What? You thought I would not have commentary on this?
1. If I wear these in the rain will they double as self-tanners.
2. Worse, if it is a hot day and my legs sweat will there suddenly appear weird brown splotches beneath the surface? That could be embarrassing.
3. Should there not be a disclaimer on the package similar to For Leg Use Only?
Ok, enough airing of my dirty laundry, I am calling it a day!
i could cry but i don't have time 