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Bacon Flavored Condoms

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Oddly enough I have written about both bacon and condoms in a single post before. I suppose no one who reads this blog finds that odd, actually.

Does a post like this really need any commentary? Doesn’t the actual existence of bacon flavored condoms speak for itself.

Not on your life.

Ok, the tagline… ‘make your meat, look like meat’. The second part in bold, no less. Um yeh, we get it.

Lame.

I would prefer something along the lines of – ‘because you’re smokin’. Or maybe something as simple as ‘the meat lover’s protection’. Or something corny like ‘because you never know who you might meat’ Or maybe, ‘because you can never get enough protien’

And the snipe on the top left of the box ‘it never look so good, it never tasted better’. You know… IT. Like “he took IT out” – Elaine Bennis.

But the tagline and the snipe are not the big winners on this baby. Oh no. What really puts this product over the top is that unbelievable line ‘lubricated with baconlube’. Do you think this is authentic?

Ughhh! SO not kosher!

Would you buy this product?

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And the Pigs Get Slaughtered

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Oh how I love the ‘Deluxe’ Bacon Wallet. I am only sorry I did not purchase this for my brother the vegetarian.

Designed for those who bring home the bacon, this realistic looking item could only be improved upon if it were scratch and sniff.I guess that would have you being followed by all the dogs in the neighborhood.

I wonder if there is a meatloaf  version?

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