This is a quirky place, I will give you that. Where else would you see…
1. Crematory Services in a strip mall. (this is not one of those sign generator website images… this is real.
2. An ambulance in the parking lot BOTH nights that you went out to dinner.
3. Second night it went something like this:
Me: What’s with the ambulance outside?
Waitress: Someone at the bar had a seizure.
My aunt and I (simultaneously): What was he drinking?
The waitress did not get it.
4. This super sensitive billboard:
Can’t make this stuff up.
i could cry but i don't have time 