Anti-pervert Hairy Legs

anti-pervert-hairy-stockings-for-girls

It has been quite awhile since something made me laugh this hard. If you are my friend on facebook I apologize for the redundancy.

This little tidbit of hysteria comes from chinasmack.

These suckers are ‘full leg of hair stockings” and according to China’s microblogging service Sina Weibo, they are ‘essential for young girls going out.’

I am thinking these would look really hot with a pair of stilettos and a short skirt. I mean, why wear a pair of modest pants or maybe a long skirt when you can totally freak out every guy you come in contact with by wearing these?

Every dad’s dream, right? There is nothing that says I love you better than a gift of hairy leg stocks for daddy’s little girl.

Why do I feel I must own a pair of these? Oh right… Magnet for the Absurd.

You are all very welcome.

Yes, you can consider me fully back to blogging regularly with this post.

5 Comments

Filed under absurdities, body image, humor

5 responses to “Anti-pervert Hairy Legs

  1. margiyogi

    Wow. Where were these when I was traveling thru Europe.

  2. laurie

    Welcome back! 🙂

    wouldn’t pants do the trick?

    This is right up there with the c-string! Really people?

  3. margiyogi

    It’s an ANTI-perv thing. I’m all for it. 🙂

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