Ok this one is a first. Yesterday I received an email hawking a necklace that claims to cool down your hot flashes. I love the site that was giving it away so this is by no means a dis to them or their promotion. In fact, this item must be doing really well because they have sold over 5,000 of them and have been featured on all sorts of mainstream media. But for blog humor purposes – and what else really matters – I could not resist.
If you have ever had a hot flash, or slept next to one, it sort of sounds like a good idea. What a lovely Mother’s Day gift. “Here honey, I bought you some jewelry”. She gets all, ‘oh what a sweet guy, I love you so much’ on you until she opens the box and sees you have purchased a hot flash necklace with the condescending name of – get this, ‘Hot Girls Pearls‘.
Ummmm, not the kind of hot girl this crazy meno-mama wants to be called. Just a tip guys, when she opens the box, you might want to duck out of the way when she throws these at you. They look like they might hurt on impact. I am thinking a good solid black eye could occur if her aim is good.
Please, no disrespect to the inventor of these babies. They could be very effective and lord knows we are looking for a way to cool down. But seriously, who really wants to wear a necklace modeled after the one that Wilma Flintstone wore.
6 responses to “Hot Flash Cool Down Necklace”
Please buy them for me I am desperate
Hi Ellen. I’m the creator and owner of HOT GIRLS PEARLS and I’m glad you’re interested in them. Apparently, this blogger has no sense of humor or any sense of ‘getting it’. Proving it by thinking the name is ‘condescending!!!” Actually, just the opposite! Lucky for the rest of us, she’s in the minority…just sayin
@Connie. Congrats on your success and excellent SM monitoring. Just a tip about blog commenting when you find your brand… always keep YOUR sense of humor. (BTW, you have to admit they look like Wilma’s necklace)
Thanks for your advice. Not feeling at all ‘not humorous’, just trying to keep up with all the orders! By the way, would you like to try some out, Wilma? We’d be happy to send you a necklace to try out, perhaps you’ll enjoy going caveman!!!
Now how could I resist that offer? Congrats on the success. All joking aside, Fab over Fifty is a favorite site of mine. Excellent placement!
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