Monkey Feet

Can you pick up a beer bottle with your toes? No? Well then you do not have monkey feet.

My son, on the other hand, was able to pick up that bottle with his lengthy digits with great ease. (no, he could not bring the bottle to his lips, that would make him double jointed).

Please do not underestimate this great talent. At the very least I am sure he is eligible for Letterman’s Stupid Human Tricks. Like all idiotic parents of our generation, we like to encourage what makes our children unique. You know, ‘we all have talents…blah, blah, blah’. I am surprised he was not trophied for this as a young boy.

It is amazing how long those toes are. His big toe actually looks like my thumb! It is uncanny.

Moral of the story: never dare an 18-year-old to do anything; chances are he will find a way to do it.


Filed under absurdities, body image, carry a camera, danny, family, humor, magnet for the absurd

4 responses to “Monkey Feet

  1. Ivy Mindlin

    Danny, I personally want to congratulate you. For someone who can’t even roll both ends of my tongue up, I’m very impressed.

  2. Dr Jimmy

    I believe they teach Beer Bottle Lifting 101 at the University of Wisconsin-Madison……………

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