Honey, does this potato make my butt look fat?

No, folks, no Photoshop miracle here. This baby came right out of the bin at the supermarket we affectionately call Stinky Farms (for the way it used to smell when I was pregnant, before they renovated).

I always find it uncanny when I find body part vegetables. This is not the first time I have blogged about them. Who could forget my friend Katie’s rather impressive cucumber from fire island? (All the other vegetables were jealous Vol. 1) or the rather impressive horse radish during Passover (vol 2)? And then of course there is Gary’s hidden talent for peeling an orange into an ‘elephant’ (cough, cough, yeh right)

But this one? This one is almost freakish in its resemblance to a perfect little baby’s butt.

Yeh, I know, you all wish you could go food shopping with me.

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Filed under absurdities, body image, carry a camera, gardening, gary, holidays, humor

6 responses to “Honey, does this potato make my butt look fat?

  1. Ivy Mindlin

    Personally I think it looks like some old ladies boobies hanging, like in the Playboy cartoons, but then again it may be from all the drawings I’ve just received from our latest job.

  2. Doctor Jimmy

    Personally, I think you should put down that Mushroom tea and stay out of supermarkets!

  3. I was thinking it was a heart upside down. I guess I’m the prude here!

  4. margi

    Ha! And when I find these I just keep ’em around the kitchen to admire them until they shrivel up… and look familiar… Showing my age….

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