Snow Bird.
Sex Drive.
Sex Drive.
I believe the missing license plate in that sequence would be:
Cialis*
I found the juxtaposition of these quite funny. Even funnier, the fact that Sex Drive had to be repeated. Was it for reasons of hearing, eyesight or poor memory?
*if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, call your doctor (favorite disclaimer/tagline of all times).
Haven’t had enough of me yet? You can also read me at 50-Something Moms Blog. For photo enthusiasts, visitLeaving the zip code, photos from outside the comfort zone.
i could cry but i don't have time 
This is just bizarre!
Regarding your favorite tagline, you should call your doctor especially if you are a woman.
re your asterisk: Priapism, whether male or female, is no laughing matter.
Liz, of course it is bizarre
Lon, you bet.
Keith, you always had such a great vocab.