Forgive me if you are tired of this story by now, but seriously, did you think I could leave this one unmentioned?
This Wisco ‘playah’ was lured to a motel room by one of his handful of lovers and was bound and blindfolded, most probably in hopes of a little action. To his surprise, his wife and two other angry lovers arrived and this poor schnook wound up with his dick stuck to his stomach with crazy glue.
Ouch. And quite creative, I might add. The visual on this one kills me.
(Note: Let’s not feel too bad for this dickhead (or shall I say dickbelly) as he has now been charged with felony child abuse and three other misdemeanors. Could one of them have been nail polish remover theft? Is that a misdemeanor?)
Oddly enough, as innovative as this act might have appeared, it was not original. Apparently back in 2000 a man found himself in a similar bind. Only this guy not only had his penis stuck to his stomach, he also found his testicles glued to his leg and his butt cheeks glued together. All done while he was sleeping! To quote Gary, “Now, that’s tough!” I know it is cruel but I cannot stop laughing from that one. Do you think the Wisco guy called him to find out what solvent to use?
I am reminded of good old John and Lorena Bobbit. Now there is a guy who would have begged for some crazy glue!