Walking through Bloomies today I came upon this scene. Just at the moment I was walking past these two, it appeared as if they were deep in conversation. That was until I realized that the guy in the black suit with the white bucks had no head!
It really looked like cane man was palling around with these dummies. Do you think he realized that his friend was headless? Or perhaps this guys wife is constantly chewing his ear off and he finally found someone who would listen to him.
For those who know me, I am not from the shoppers. In fact, I loathe it. I get mall head and I feel all spacey and claustrophobic when I shop. I found the camera helps keep me amused.
Here is another shot that cracked me up.
This was taken at DSW, a discount shoe warehouse. What the hell did this guy do that he had to make it up to his wife by going shoe shopping with her? And really, what kind of woman wants her guy with her for this activity. Hey, get some girlfriends, will you?
One of these days I am going to get arrested (or punched in the face) for taking pictures all the time. But it is a wonderful way to stay amused.
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i could cry but i don't have time 
I am hysterical over here! The first one makes me totally think of my dad – I can see it now! And yes, DSW is one step of damnation for a a guy (though they do have good guy shoes but seriously, do you ever see more than 1 or 2 men in there shopping?) – great start to the day, thanks!
I also think of my dad. He always shops, and complains, with my mom.
I just hope you never get arrested ‘cuz these really crack me up.
My sissy got the extra shopping gene I always say. She gets more feverish and excited as she shops, it’s quite something. And what little energy I can muster up quickly wanes….and all I want is air! I think once a psychic told me there is a ton of wierd energy in malls. That explains it!