I am so sorry. I could not resist this one. Just in case you were worried from yesterday’s post that I really did lose my sense of humor, this should dispel that myth.
I will dedicate this post to my brother who is more of an infant than I am, if you can imagine that.
This picture is priceless. I would have loved to have been the art director on this project. Imagine talking to the illustrator, ” You know, make it look like a cross between a mini pad and a spoon.”
Because I could never do justice quite the way they do themselves, here is a little excerpt from their website:
Hey, isn’t it time to stop the release of unpleasant pungent gas odors? Our exclusive doctor recommended Premium pad instantly clears and sanitizes the air when gas is expelled… Without the tell-tale lingering odor that can instantly put you in a very awkward situation.
Oh, you mean like that smell just before someone says, “Ew, who farted”? I wonder if it also acts as a silencer.
There is more:
Is embarrassing gas a concern for YOU?
Discreetly neutralize it fast with our Flatulence Deodorizer Premium Pad
• A doctor recommended way to neutralize gas odor
• Washable and reusable
• Perfect for IBS sufferers, gastric bypass surgery individuals, or anyone with excess gas
Washable and reusable?!!! “Honey do you mind rinsing out my fart pads tonight, I have a big meeting tomorrow.”
Anyone with excess gas? Um, is that not EVERYONE.
Oh wait, except my mom, there is no way she farts.
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