Wedding Slinger, lose the rice


Interesting item to bring to the service. I particularly like the biracial bride and groom. 

Warning: Choking Hazard. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

For those 3 and over, no problem. Feel free to give them a gun to shoot mini brides and grooms at the wedding couple. Might as well teach them the hazards of marriage at an early age.

Why not a second disclaimer:

Warning: not responsible for blinding the bride or groom. If small parts get lodged in their ears please see a professional to remove.

Remember, this item catapults bride and groom up to 15 feet.

Rice seems so old fashioned now, doesn’t it?


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2 responses to “Wedding Slinger, lose the rice

  1. How on earth do you find this stuff??!!

  2. LOL! I remember this! Didn’t notice the couples much though!

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