Believe in God…Instantly


I simply LOVE the addition of the word *instantly*.

Just another one of those precious products that I found on my travels. I love the woman in the picture. Notice the Photoshop rendition of the cross around her neck. Oh my!

And the copy in the yellow circle ‘miraculously PEPPER-minty faith-enhancing breathspray’ The As Seen on TV logo gives this sucker some serious validity.

Really now! Surrender yourself to a higher power and never feel alone again?

All that in a handy pocket-sized breath spray. AND you get good breath as an added bonus. What more could one ask? 

One question, though. Can you really TM the phrase Believe in God? I find that hard to believe.

Do you think they sell these at religious institutions?

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4 responses to “Believe in God…Instantly

  1. i could use some of that right about now…

  2. Pingback: Jesus Toast Tattoo « i could cry but i don’t have time

  3. Cosmo

    Where on earth did you find this? [or is this just an elaborate hoax?]

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