Today I went shopping. I hate shopping. No seriously, I loathe the act of shopping. I am simply missing the gene that makes this activity fun. It is not that I don’t like to have new things, I just really don’t like looking for them. Trying them on… I like that even less.
Let’s face it, the 3-way mirror is simply not our friend. It is bad enough to see the parts of you that are in full view, but to check yourself out under florescent lights from every angle… yikes.
As I was browsing through the racks, I came across this item. Stapled to the inside of a garment was one of those little packs of Silicagel with the words ‘DANGEROUS DO NOT EAT’ printed on it.
Funny, but of all the things I have thought to do with that silly little pack of silicagel, tearing it open and pouring it into my mouth just wasn’t one of them.
Anyone? Have any of you found yourself craving a little snack while shopping and going for one of these little packets?
Hey, I hear it tastes just like chicken.
i could cry but i don't have time 
you are too funny (again) !
think personal shopper 😉
i have thought about it. i mean, i wear predominantly black, it can’t be all that hard to shop for me.
ROFL YUM-O! lol
I can save you a $35 call to pet poison control. If your 5 pound dog eats silica, guess what? Not poison.
You’re welcome.
OMG… no way. Thanks for the Public Service Announcement, Jessica!