Yes, Dr. Jimmy, this is the post you have been waiting for.
A perfect summer day in Lake George. You:
A) rent a boat
B) have drinks at The Sagamore
C) play Goony Golf
By the title of this post you know that the answer is C but you can’t for the life of you understand why it won out of A and B. Here are just a few examples why:
Mother (strangling the) Goose.
Mary (the proctologist) had a little lamb.
And of course the proverbial Black Hole. I am pretty sure I have a dozen or so single socks somewhere in there.
Oh, and in case you were wondering…
Not going to lie, a good time was had by all. But next year…
it’s either A or B, hands down.
i could cry but i don't have time 
Now this would be my kind of golf. Otherwise I think it’s idiots with bad clothes who pay ridiculous amounts to walk around a designated area whacking balls.
haha, Orla. At hole #11 I asked how the hell my husband can play a full 18 of real golf. i was bored to tears.
Having made it thru dental school, I was always advised “when in doubt, pick C”……..but I would pick ALL OF THE ABOVE! People in Lake George are still talking about your hole in one between their rounds of soft ice cream and cotton candy!!
i was being humble. since i am so erratic i thought to brag about a hole in one after never being able to get the damn ball up any of the ramp holes was a bit pompous.
and of course we forgot to mention that all the people in lake george playing goony golf are all happy and complacent because they have had hotel sex. but that, my friend, is an entirely different post indeed. and one I promise i will get to.