These were my faves:
Botched butt surgery (they used caulk! construction grade caulk! As my FB friend Stanley would say, “Caulk Suckers!”)
Mother’s milk used to make cheese (one word… EW)
Woman arrested for shaving while driving… her bikini area. (thank goodness she was not waxing)
i could cry but i don't have time 
Can you imagine the pictures you might have caught?