You know how you have to fill out these little captcha thingies when you are trying to post something on facebook so they know you are not a spammer? Well, if you don’t, then take my word for it.
So here I am posting something and the words that come up are ‘pervert investi-‘ which I am taking is the knickname for pervert investigation.
Uh oh. Did the vagina couch go to far? I mean, what the hell, I have posted about National Penis Day and the true meaning of Steely Dan before. But those were penis related. Could the va-jay-jay cross over the line and force the internet police to investigate a crazy old hag who has the nerve to list herself as a mom and family blogger?
Nah, just a coincidence.
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i could cry but i don't have time 
I am quite certain “they” are watching you! Not to worry. They will be busy tomorrow – they are coming to GET ME. In my sheer and utter stupidity (I’m technologically challenged you see) I was attempting to follow someone who just started following me on my blog and guess what? I am now following ME – hell my own picture is my following people – AND right above that is my picture for my profile! EGADS – I cannot figure out how to get RID OF MYSELF following me.
If my video doesn’t show up Sat. and my new blog Mon – send help!