Scene: Three 16-year-old boys playing xbox 360 and laughing at youtube videos all afternoon, the day after mid-terms end. My basement. (yes, the one with the crickets)
Me: I am going to get the dog groomed (no, this was not her punishment for not eating crickets, she suffers from D.O. and needed a bath). Do you guys want me to pick up anything?
Boy 1: YES, can you get me a half and half from the deli? (this deli is famous for half iced tea/half lemonade)
Me: Go ahead and order lunch and I will pick it up.
My son: Thanks mom.
Upon my return we unpack the bag of food and I see there are only 2 sandwiches and 3 boys.
Me: Did they forget a sandwich?
My son: No, Boy 1 only ordered a half and half.
Me: Why?
Boy 3: Because he is a manorexic!
Me: Hey, that’s funny! Did you make that up.
Boy 3: Nah
Which is true, he did not. Seems manorexic is in urban dictionary with more than one listing, my favorite of which was #2:
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