THIS is not OK

A few weeks ago an envelope showed up in my mailbox with a dreaded logo in the corner…

AARP? are you KIDDING me? Yes, my friends, sure enough the American Association of Retired Persons (‘Persons’ – what kind of grammar is that?!) wants ME. 

And apparently they want me real bad because today I received a SECOND friggin’ card. Here are the two cards. Notice the reply by dates.

They are extending my deadline for enrollment! And you will note that the second card is more official, with embossed type. This one is looking much more authentic.

Now, there is nothing I like better than the idea of retiring at an early age, but REALLY, I am nowhere near 50! (Ok, maybe a little near, but still, give me a break). 

If I get a third card can I file for harrassment?

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5 responses to “THIS is not OK

  1. Debbie

    Amy, don’t knock this card. It will come in handy when you visit Jana by giving you a discount on your hotel room! I turned 50 last year and things have never been better. Love your blog!

  2. that’s my friend deb. glass is always half full!

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  5. Fred Psurny

    lost membership card,request a new

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