Yes, Dr. Jimmy, this is the post you have been waiting for.
A perfect summer day in Lake George. You:
A) rent a boat
B) have drinks at The Sagamore
C) play Goony Golf
By the title of this post you know that the answer is C but you can’t for the life of you understand why it won out of A and B. Here are just a few examples why:
Mother (strangling the) Goose.
Mary (the proctologist) had a little lamb.
And of course the proverbial Black Hole. I am pretty sure I have a dozen or so single socks somewhere in there.
Oh, and in case you were wondering…
Not going to lie, a good time was had by all. But next year…
it’s either A or B, hands down.
i could cry but i don't have time 