This was sitting on the credenza in the conference room of a colleague when I arrived for a meeting the other day.
It was early, around 1PM, and I felt perhaps it was not really appropriate to have a buzz on for the meeting. But – there it was – this blatant directive. Would I offend by not complying? Would it appear rude? I was a little confused by the ‘No Disease’ tag up in the corner. And the hand sanitizer bottle.
I decided the only thing to do was to take a picture and text it to the principal of the company who I heard on the phone in the next office along with the word “Really?”
His response: “Did you have a drink? This is advertising baby”
I answered the only way I knew how, “I was looking for the Koolaid.”
Ok, so maybe I do have some fun when I am working.
i could cry but i don't have time 
Hahahah I wrote that! 😛