Today was the big pre-college Bed Bath and Beyond shop. I believe this is branded as Pack and Hold, or Equip Your Space, or spend as much money you can on crap that you will throw out in May when you move out of the dorms (which was the tagline that got killed I am sure).
For those who have not done this yet, if your kid goes to school out of town, they give you a price scanner and you pick out all the stuff you need. Then they contact the store in the town where the college is, check the inventory and pack you up for storage in their ‘pods’ till you get there. Saves a lot of aggravation and shipping costs.
Apparently the same scanner is used for bridal registry. (admit you were all getting worried about the illustration looming up there at the top of this post)
Jana came with us to boss her brother around help her brother pick what he needs for the dorms. As I was trying to force the pop up laundry basket back into the package it exploded out of examining the pop-up laundry baskets, an employee passed by:
Employee: Congratulations (I thought this was a sarcastic remark about my struggle with the laundry device from hell).
Jana: For what?
Employee: Aren’t you two newly engaged?
Then awkward hysteria.
This guy thought my kids were a couple about to be married!
I am sure this is illegal in NY State.
If only we did not have to go back and ask the guy where the duvet clips were. (don’t even ask what a duvet clip is).