Finally! A product that produces clean healthy dreads. How did I possibly live without knowing about his product? Take a little visit over at dreadheadhq.com and you will laugh out loud, “We are not just the owners of Dread Head HQ… we’re also clients”. Hmm, was that not the Hair Club for Men tagline?
I found this in Lake George of all places. I posted this picture on Facebook and immediately had two comments from people who had to own this product. Go figure, who knew it would make such a nice gift?
Back to the sales pitch. You have to love this one:
At DreadHead HQ we eat, sleep and sport dreadlocks….we love’em and we want to spread the dreads, letting people know just how much butt dreadlocks kick; as a hairstyle, as well as a lifestyle. We want people to know how enjoyable and rewarding it is to rock their own well maintained dreadlocks.
Um, how much butt dreadlocks kick? Yeh, that would be a nice suburban white kid’s take on a symbol of the Rastafari movement. Perhaps a little too heavy a diet of Bob Marley whilst in the crib? Come to think of it my daughter loved him as a kid. She used to go to sleep listening to Roots Rock Reggae on more than one occasion. And now that I mention it my son has a painting of Bob over his bed. And they did have a Jamaican nanny for many years.
Wait a minute, maybe I should have picked up a few cases of this stuff. You never know when a set of dreads might sprout in this very house.