I found this to be a fairly impressive list for an establishment that served blue drinks out of fishbowls. One of the grandma’s (not our family) that joined us with the grads at the bar told us never to drink blue drinks because you will inevitably find yourself face down on the table.
Good rule. Sage wisdom.
I particularly like bullet number 3: No sagged pants or shorts (must cover your underwear/Above your ass)
Classy joint!
i could cry but i don't have time 
HA! I got to the “above your ass” line and went, “Something about this is not adding up!” Your comment confirmed this :p