Holy Botox and Snorting Smarties (through a tampon)?

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This week in the news has topped out the absurdometer.

It seems a Staten Island preacher has been accused of ripping off nearly $85,000 from his congregation over three years to buy booze, botox and ‘nice clothes.’ Forgive me father but I believe you have snapped!

As if that were not crazy enough, now we hear about kids chopping up smarties and snorting them through a tampon?!! I swear I did not make that up. Click the link. That could be one of the sickest things I have seen in a long time!

Anyone else out there have a ridiculous story they want to share?

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2 responses to “Holy Botox and Snorting Smarties (through a tampon)?

  1. While watching one of our fav food tv shows “unwrapped”, Evan and I discovered that Smarites, in the first steps of their creation, go through a process of “foreign object screening”, then are sprayed with “food lubricant” and are passed through a “metal detector” before they are wrapped…perhaps there is a “secret ingredient”!

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