No, I did not make this up. Once again, Joyce – of Butt Paste fame – has pointed out another great tidbit of tushydom. This is a real ad from our charming little hometown newspaper. This is better than the Call-Ahead Billboard, “We are #1 at picking up #2”
Doodyman! I MUST find out if he has t-shirts. And the cartoon! What the hell came out of this guy’s butt? What ever it was caused him to exclaim ‘OW’ with a whole cursing sequence. Do you think this was clip art or did they have a custom illustration done?
This wraps up my bathroom trilogy for the week. I hope you enjoyed the show. And please, don’t forget to wipe on your way out.
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i could cry but i don't have time 
Love reading your blog with my breakfast!! I love Doodyman’s “we video inspect sewers” superpower….Will he do Bar Mitzvahs too? Get me a t-shirt!!
Some mothers are obsessed with conversations about their babies bowels…you definitely have a doody obsession. Poop out any letters this morning?
This is better than a South Park episode because this SH– (pun intended) is real!
Great blog. Thanks for the entertainment.
Reminds me of the time I prepared for colonoscopy…good times!!
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