OMG, I love this so much. I have been saving all sorts of scam emails for awhile. (to date I think I am eligible to receive somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 billion dollars from South Africa – if only I had the time to respond).
Let’s dissect this one, shall we? “Now you can Buy Bacheelor, Degree, MasteerMBA, PhDD at LOW Price!!”
The key takeaway here is the low price (note the two exclamation points). Degrees guaranteed. Spelling is not.
“100% No Pre-school Qualification required!”
Great, a Ph.D. and I don’t have to worry about having gone to pre-school. That is a good thing because in my generation we did not.
And of course my favorite: “…available in the Field of your choice so you can even become a Doctor and Receive all the benefits that Comes with it!”
Let’s forget the content for a moment and try to figure out the rule of capitalization they used here. So let’s see, I can become a doc, have all the benefits (nice house, nice car, nice office, free band-aids) and never even go to pre-school. Not bad. I think I need to find the follow-up program on where to buy my malpractice insurance.
I particularly like that I can see the BCC list and that one of the recipients is thetrojans@gmail.com.
Perhaps this is a subliminal message about the horse they are coming in on.
i could cry but i don't have time 
Or the fact that the benefits that “Comes” with your degree can be learnt by emailing thetrojans….
Just want to add that I’m interested in the MasteerMBA program.
What!? No degrees offered in Printing technallogee and Manigment! They are not soliciting the right audience.
Wait…718 area code? As in Brooklyn? I’m so There!
Open 7 days a week but you’ll have to wait 1-3 working days. Sweet.