You can’t make this up. I have always made it a habit of trying to carry a camera at all times. This is actual signage at a mall near my home.
Woody Allen would have some complaint about the difference in the size of the letters between these two words, perhaps even go on some tirade about persecution.
Actually, this is an issue not of persecution, but perception. Of course we know there is no reality, only perception (more on this at another time, for sure).
Below is the full (damaged) signage. How long do you think it will take these guys to notice their subliminal message?
i could cry but i don't have time 