I don’t know about you, but Siri is the bane of my existence. I have tried to like the bitch, but she taunts me to no end.
I have been driving in my car and found myself screaming at her that she sucks. Yes, I scream at the phone.
Me: Siri, YOU SUCK!
Siri: That doesn’t sound good.
You’re damn straight it doesn’t sound good! I am convinced she is both deaf and slightly brain damaged. And a little passive aggressive, now that I think about it.
So I say it again (I swear this is for real)
Me: Siri, you SUCK!
and her response?
Siri: I would rather you didn’t.
Apparently she never got the ‘a little head would be nice’ memo.
Gary just got an iPhone and I was showing him how to voice text. He was pouring syrup into a pitcher for breakfast and I saw we were running low, so I voice texted him:
Me: Siri, message Gary “We need more syrup”
Siri (to Gary): Gary we need more Siri.
He looked at me and I said, “See, I told you she was self-involved.”
i could cry but i don't have time 
She never understands me. But she always understands Reed. GRRRRR.
My daughter had a choice – Me or Siri….she chose me!
Have you thought to ask Siri if she could fly… and then fling her across the room to find out? LoL