A good sign that the cashier is stoned

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Coming out of the supermarket the other day I started loading the bags into my car (don’t judge me for not carrying reusable bags, I am lame), when I came across this bag with the eggs and…

canned goods.

Please tell me in what universe this made sense to a cashier?

I am very proud to say that I was a supermarket cashier in high school and I took great pride in bagging like items so that unpacking the groceries would be easier. Yes, even as a teenager I was an OCD Virgo.

Since having this job I understood the importance of putting like items on the belt together so that the bagging task would be easier. A little pay it forward for the poor cashiers who work their butts off on their feet all day.

Except for this guy, who was obviously getting high on his break .

What do you think the people in the parking lot were thinking when they saw me taking a picture of my groceries?

Don’t answer that.

6 Comments

Filed under absurdities, carry a camera, shopping

6 responses to “A good sign that the cashier is stoned

  1. Uncle Neal

    You’re a good egg for getting the guy canned.

  2. laurie

    “wow, look at that lady, how absurd!” as they are magnetized watching you take the picture! 🙂

  3. margiyogi

    In what universe does this make sense… I have another good line to use on my son, even tho full rationality doesn’t kick in until what- 25..

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